She won’t. At least 99.99% of the time. And even in that rare case, it’s not going to be you.

“There has definitely been some proposals and guys asking for dinner dates,” admits Ca$hmere. “At the end of the day, we are here to work. It’s a job.”

Then there are stories of rich some guys who believe if they start talking about private jets and throw a ton of cash around, it can translate into a relationship outside the club. Guess again.

“There are always guys who will flaunt money and say we can go to Dubai and do all these awesome things. That is a pretty frequent occurrence, especially when they’re drunk. They probably don’t even have as much money as they are making it out to be, but of course they want to seem cool. Sometimes you just have to stroke the egos a little.”

That goes for both men and women. Even couples. Some will try and set up threesomes with a stripper (and be very persistent about it). But again, it won’t happen. Though Ca$hmere appreciates the effort. “I commend them,” she says with a laugh. “They want to keep their relationship spicy. That’s okay. I’ll let them be them.”

Translation: nice attempt, but it’s not going to happen.