Guys think they’re being original with dumb pickup lines, but these girls have heard them all hundreds of times over — especially the compliments about their eyes.

“It’s so dark,” Ca$hmere points out. “How can you really notice my eyes? We don’t need to be coy here. I know what you’re really looking at.”

Talking about where you’re from or what you do is also nothing new. It won’t impress the girl. And while you’re at it, stop asking for her real name. She’s not going to give it to you.